Top 10 Blogging Tips That Will Definitely Get You Beat Up Or At Least Lose A Couple Friends
I’ve decided I need a quick break, From all the marketing hype, from the 100 traffic strategies, and from writing my own Ebook GET FAMOUS . I’m thrilled to announce is almost complete.
I understand it’s hard to read a person’s sense of humor just by looking at letters on a page, but I love to laugh hard.
This is just the way my strange crazy mind works sometimes and if you don’t think it’s funny that’s OK because I amused the shizzle out of myself while writing this and after all isn’t that the point? If you can’t laugh at yourself then laugh at your friends?
Oh wait a minute, I don’t think that last word belongs there. Oh well carry on.
Top 10 Blogging Tips That Will Definitely Get You Beat Up
- Visit another niche blog and in the comment section say ” My blog is bigger than your blog” Make sure to follow with this emoticon
- Offer to go to a blogging conference with your biggest competitor and tell them “No you don’t look fat in that outfit at all, horizontal stripes look great on everyone.
- Write a post about how to write a guest post then say your blog has a “No guest post policy”
- Write a list article with 1056 tips. Need I say more?
- Host a giveaway for an iPad and give the winner this
- Write an article about a top mom blogger who hates the word “Mommy” & title it “Top Mommy Blogger”
- Pitch a major blogger your idea about a guest post and start by saying ” I was noticing that your blog is a little weak in the following areas,…”
- Write a post saying you’ve discovered the “SECRET” to overnight crazy blog traffic, then when they ask, “What is it?” Remind them you said it was SECRET.
- Visit another blog and tell them their blog is cool but then start making “suggestions ” on how to improve it.
- In the comment section of another blog say” I thought blogging was hard but if you can do it I’m starting mine today”
There you have it 10 blogging tips that will definitely Get You Beat Up. I hope you laughed so hard like Julia Roberts said in Pretty Woman”…………” You should already know what she said that movie is 100 years old come on now.
I hope you enjoyed this post laughter will make your heart strong.
Now that I’ve shown you my smarty pants why don’t you do us all a favor and show us yours? I know my readers are smart so share some of your best comments below.
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Lisa, you are a hoot! While these tips may not get you beat up, they certainly won’t gain you any friends! LOL Thanks for the laugh!
I’m so glad you laughed
BTW I’d never tell you that you look good in horizontal stripes- I promise 
Bwahahahahaha. I wish my blog was bigger than your blog, but I’m so gonna post that on someone’s blog. Maybe.
Sue-go ahead tell us what happens LOL
Love it!
Too many bloggers take their blogs soooo seriously, and I don’t mean the subject matter, I mean blogging etiquette (I left someone a comment and they didn’t leave me one back OMG they are SO RUDE, stuff like that). Nice to read a lighthearted post!
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Very clever, Lisa, Laughter is definitely good for the soul. I should try an I-Pad contest, maybe a contest will dirve traffic to the site where I might reveal the secret formula to traffic success? Awwh… maybe not.
Enjoyed this post, LOL
Thanks Marcia- I need a laugh from time to time as some people are WAY too serious.
LOL! That was great. I needed a good laugh today! Thanks!
Great to see a bit of levity in blogging! Laughed out loud at the Ipad one, nice!
Thanks Susan I designed that stellar graphic myself LOL
LOL those were awesome! I have actually seen the guest post one before!
These made me crack up! Thank you so much for sharing!
I’ve almost gotten beaten up because I didn’t RT someone’s posts ENOUGH. They were a little tooooo serious about their blog. Geesh! Thanks for the laugh!!! I love the photo of the guy. I was intrigued right away! Not Your Ordinary Recipes
@Becky yea people need to laugh
Glad you liked it 
Thanks for the laughs this morning! I loved the IPad! Maybe I should try that one…LOL! Thanks for sharing! Lots of fun!